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My research on cigarettes began in 1998. I called Brown and Williamson and personally requested an ingredient list. You know, it behooves me that people (smokers) can smoke a product that doesn’t even list the ingredients on the package, but when you understand how many ingredients are in cigarettes, then it makes sense and it becomes understandable why the ingredients aren’t on the cash register. There are more than 700 ingredients in a single cigarette, including a new variety of genetically modified tobacco with a nicotine level ten times stronger than regular nicotine; caffeine, sugar, salt, rum, alcohol, codeine, methanol (rocket fuel), and uric acid (yes, they even use urine or pee).

Most smokers don’t know it, but rolling papers are dipped in opium (the real addictive agent in cigarettes). However, one ingredient among the 700+ others really stands out. This ingredient is “Civet Cat Absolute”. Now what the hell is absolute civet cat? Well, as a researcher, I did my research and was shocked and amazed to discover that civet cat absolute is a generic term for a liquid that is obtained from the rectum of the civet cat. What is this ingredient for? One reason is that it is a pheromone. The pheromone affects the behavior of certain species of mammals. Why does the pheromone have to be in cigarettes? Your guest is as good as mine.

Every time you put a cigarette in your mouth, you are symbolically placing a white male phallic symbol in your mouth. It’s a power thing. Yes, cigarettes represent the white male phallic (cigarettes represent the black man’s penis). Cigarettes were created in part by Sigmund Freud’s nephew in a campaign to make women feel liberated and powerful. Power is a masculine attribute.

In addition to power, cigarettes also help women lose weight by severely reducing appetite. Why are Virginia Slims marketed only to women under the slogan “It’s a woman thing”? Because subliminally, the initial message is: Virginia (woman’s name) is thin (thin). The ultimate subliminal message (for women) is: Virginia Slims can help you stay slim by smoking this particular brand. You see, obesity, weight loss, being skinny or skinny is a female concern in this country, hence the motto: “It’s a woman’s thing.”

“He who smokes is a walking billboard advertising himself as a fool to the world!”

For the sake of our environment and human health, especially our youth, stop being a smoking wimp and idiot.

The law of reciprocity is nowhere to be found in smoking cigarettes or anything else.

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